Remember that time when your parents got
free tickets to go see . . .
and you waited a full hour so they'd be completely gone,
and you went into your mom's closet and tried on her. . .
and you loved looking so good looking at yourself in the mirror
for at least a half an hour,
but on another level you were sad because you knew you could
never dress up that way in real life.
Well never isn't here yet, so
now's your chance!