Mike & Freedom's Phone Phonic
926 Columbus Avenue Circa 1990

"The voices of the past reach out and brush the future
 with their irredeemable sense of irony. Ha ha ha."

             - Nick N., King of the Messengers, 1990
  

 Select Outgoing Answering Machine Messages

    We All Get 10%
    Excellent Message
    I'm Too Fat*
    Emmett's Mother's 80th Birthday Party*
    This is Very Very Important
    This is Susye, Stop Singling Me Out*
    There's a Party and You're Late*
    Spread the Word
    An Evil Presence*
    Cousin Gary in Omaha
    Stupid Human Tricks*
    Having a Siezure*
    The Voices of the Past*
    A Trip Around The World*
    Tasty Brief Etruscan
    We Are Playing Telephone Tag*
    That New Number or Not*
    Couldn't Be That Simple*
    Are You Coming?
    George's "You're Not Around" Song*
    Oops Hoo Blah Woops Oo Woops*
    Having an Episode

  * Best Of


The Voices of the Past

Andy P.     Dick L.     George W.   Joan D.     Me          Nina M.     Susye G.
Benj D.     Dominick A. Helen E.    Karl K.     Meg         Noah B.     Wendy M.
Bradley J.  Eddie D.    Jack N.     Kate H.     Mike D.     Prince      Young M.C.
Chris B.    Eleanor O.  Jenny D.    Lisa C.     Mike G.     Ron S.
Cousin Gary Elena       Jimi H.     Ma          Nick N.     Rose W.
Deee Lite   Fanny       Jiu Weh     Marcus B.   Nick T.     Ronnie H.